bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

kitfluff:

candy-cat:

okpals:

holy shit

I want to play this.

… Guys. Please. Yes.

something I want to do

briannacherrygarcia:

heytherejere:

I ment to do this weeks ago…. whoops.
(x)

I was suddenly reminded of:

And then

briannacherrygarcia:

heytherejere:

I ment to do this weeks ago…. whoops.

(x)

I was suddenly reminded of:

And then

mahoshonen:

道るに
horsewool:

emifail:

hummingbirdprince:

createpsalms:

tofujesus:

twisted-thought:

miss-luna:

Just in case you needed proof that McDonald fries are NOT vegan/vegetarian

oh wow. Finally! Good to know! I will spread it

wait, vegans actually go to mcdonalds?

Perfection.
Wait if you were vegan eating at Macdo would be a big no, anyway, because everything is fried in the same oil. Right?

nah bro the oil is strictly separated
mixing it would bedumb?? like why would you want your french fries to taste like fish

I better question would be why wouldn’t you want your fish to taste like fries

guess who’s going to check the fries tomorrow. » « » I wanna know if this is true or like an old box or something. 
And yes, the oils are strictly separated. Only fries go into fries oil.

horsewool:

emifail:

hummingbirdprince:

createpsalms:

tofujesus:

twisted-thought:

miss-luna:

Just in case you needed proof that McDonald fries are NOT vegan/vegetarian

oh wow. Finally! Good to know! I will spread it

wait, vegans actually go to mcdonalds?

Perfection.

Wait if you were vegan eating at Macdo would be a big no, anyway, because everything is fried in the same oil. Right?

nah bro the oil is strictly separated

mixing it would be
dumb?? like why would you want your french fries to taste like fish

I better question would be why wouldn’t you want your fish to taste like fries

guess who’s going to check the fries tomorrow. » « » I wanna know if this is true or like an old box or something. 

And yes, the oils are strictly separated. Only fries go into fries oil.

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Incredible stone sculptures by Hirotoshi Itoh

goddamnhella: